For reasons that escape me, we still get a Sunday newspaper delivered, while the rest of the week we happily read the Boston Globe online. Every few Sundays, the paper comes with an empty envelope, pre-addressed to the delivery person. Once in a while I give in to this not-so-subtle request for a tip, and send the guy some money. It can’t be an easy way to make a living and it’s probably not the only thing he does.
The Sunday before Christmas, the envelope wasn’t empty. It had a holiday card and a printed insert that said, in part:
Jesus Christ, God’s pricey son, Born on Christmas, Holy and Luxurious…
I’m going to make an educated guess here that English is not my delivery person’s first language and that he used a translation app. I had a good chuckle, put some cash in his envelope, and moved on to other things.
Over the next few days, I arranged tips for our letter carrier, the trash guys, the women who take care of my mom, and the house cleaners. The house cleaners are from Brazil and between the two of them, there is very little English. So, I did what my Globe delivery person did, I used a translation app.
I wanted to say, “Happy Holidays. Thank you for taking such good care of our home.” Google told me that in Portuguese that would be, “Boas festas. Obrigado por cuidar tão bem de nossa casa.” I wrote those words on the cards, and added some cash.
I wonder what I actually said to them.
This made me laugh. I have to use a translation service for parents sometimes, and I wonder what actually gets written as well.
“Luxurious” Love it!
Good reasons for getting Sunday paper: 1) Reduce eye strain of reading online, 2) crosswords are better with pencil and paper, 3) gives delivery person a job, and 4) paper is a good starter for wood stoves and fireplaces.
Love this Judy!
I wonder how the former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton said”reset” in Russian when she met the Russian foreign minister in Geneva. neperpy3ka / “peregruzka”!!
I have no idea what you wrote in Russian. Instead of using a translation app this time, I’m going to consult with a Russian-speaking cousin!